My name is Calyssa, and I am a Juggalette

I was flipping though some vids on youtube the other day and i found a vid by one of the people i subscribed to making fun of ICP. this wasn't the problem. i actually laughed at it. it was funny! the problem was the nasty comments, saying that juggalos (follwers of ICP and Phychopathyc Records) should fall in acid or blow up in an explosion and die. this was my reply;

My name is Calyssa.

I was a published author by the age of 13, and currently have stories in magazines and a book on the market, completing three novels by the age of 20.

I am a fashion designer, as well as a space creator, and a furniture designer, with a 180 page book completely stuffed with designs and drawings.

I have been playing the flute since I was 11, with the opportunity to play whatever interment I wanted to due to the score I received on the entry test.

I write and play my own songs on the piano, without ever taking a lesson. So far, I have composed over 11 tunes, and I have only been playing for a month (maybe 2).

My first vocal performance was a solo at the age of five, and I have been actively involved with audition choirs, vocal recitals, and bands ever since (with the exception of this year when I am taking a break).

I sew and make my own clothing, as well as alter dresses and shirts to fit my design ideas.

My name is Calyssa, and I am a Juggalette.

If you think we are all the same, you’re ignorant, immature, or just plain blind, not to mention stupid, idiotic, and a moron.

Oh, and by the way; a magnet works by the space around it containing a magnetic field, created by the movement of negatively charged electrons, attracting others. Anyone who actually listened to that song and heard a 2 second line to [complain] about is a moron. Even if Violent J and Shaggy didn’t know this, they are making more in a day than you do in a year (unless someone rich and famous just HAPPENS to be reading this T_T) so who cares? Obviously they’re doing a bit better than you are. How about you pay attention to the rest of the song and realize that life is too short and beautiful to be wasted on bastards like you judgmentalests. Hence my quick end of this comment; goodbye!

those of you who don't understand ^this^ last comment, there is a song by ICP called "Mircles" which basically goes through how humans take life for grantied, and tells us to slow down and realize how beautiful it is and how many things the world has to offer. (Yes ICP has songs like that. you have to look beond the cover, just like everything else in life.) In the song there is a 2.5 second line that says "...magnets, how do THEY work?" pointing out another small thing that is so complex and amazing that we just look by every day. well, people twisted that and started using it to say that juggalos were stupid because we don't know how magnets work, because that was the whole point of the song right? T.T

in closing: i hate stupid people. the end!

-Cj♦